Reality, pt. 1
Random Realities, discovered between today and yesterday.
Watermelon-flavored GV Fruit Smiles taste like Lysol.
When it's late and I'm on caffeine I have no sense of balance, and also no sense of fear.
I scraped my knee on pavement after book club last night, and for the first time realized: Peroxide HURTS!!!!
Wolf spiders eat each other, but won't eat their cousins' heads. Only the abdomens.
An Einstein quote: "Learning is experience. Everything else is information."
Language is the ability to assign one specific meaning to a sequence of auditory sounds.
My brother watches so many old cartoons that he can imitate their "falling off a cliff" sequence: Running, flapping arms on the brink, plummeting into infinity. Very well. Anna got him on her digital camera this morning.
Alison Krauss sings happy songs, too.
Brain cells compose less than 3% of the brain, and they die off, starting from the time of birth. By the time one reaches the age of 35, over 100,000 of them die every day. (Vanity, all is vanity, says the preacher... here today, gone tomorrow...)
Two kinds of metronomes exist in the world today: Those that tick, and those that beep. The beeping metronomes annoy me out of my senses. I keep better time with a beeper than a ticker.
I stare around the room too much. (fess up, how many of you notice that? I only noticed it... yesterday.)
My sheets are very dirty. I washed them this morning.
One can compose a song in his sleep. I know; I 've done it.
Frac can walk in front of a swing, get bowled over, and not know what hit him. Literally.
John Roberts is our Supreme Court Justice, and nylon jackets should not be worn over wool sweaters. In other words, World came in the mail yesterday. :-D
There are three kinds of biographies: authorized, definitive, and didactic.
Altan has a version of "Mother May I Go to the Fair?" that I've heard three times this morning... : )
Japanese scientists videotaped a live giant squid, releasing the report this week...
If you want to be an overseas missionary, challenge yourself and ask the question: What am I doing right now?
The key to motivation is success.
Did you know the shortening of the calf muscle is directly correlated to high mental stress?
I'm a little tired of sitting here. Are you?
Watermelon-flavored GV Fruit Smiles taste like Lysol.
When it's late and I'm on caffeine I have no sense of balance, and also no sense of fear.
I scraped my knee on pavement after book club last night, and for the first time realized: Peroxide HURTS!!!!
Wolf spiders eat each other, but won't eat their cousins' heads. Only the abdomens.
An Einstein quote: "Learning is experience. Everything else is information."
Language is the ability to assign one specific meaning to a sequence of auditory sounds.
My brother watches so many old cartoons that he can imitate their "falling off a cliff" sequence: Running, flapping arms on the brink, plummeting into infinity. Very well. Anna got him on her digital camera this morning.
Alison Krauss sings happy songs, too.
Brain cells compose less than 3% of the brain, and they die off, starting from the time of birth. By the time one reaches the age of 35, over 100,000 of them die every day. (Vanity, all is vanity, says the preacher... here today, gone tomorrow...)
Two kinds of metronomes exist in the world today: Those that tick, and those that beep. The beeping metronomes annoy me out of my senses. I keep better time with a beeper than a ticker.
I stare around the room too much. (fess up, how many of you notice that? I only noticed it... yesterday.)
My sheets are very dirty. I washed them this morning.
One can compose a song in his sleep. I know; I 've done it.
Frac can walk in front of a swing, get bowled over, and not know what hit him. Literally.
John Roberts is our Supreme Court Justice, and nylon jackets should not be worn over wool sweaters. In other words, World came in the mail yesterday. :-D
There are three kinds of biographies: authorized, definitive, and didactic.
Altan has a version of "Mother May I Go to the Fair?" that I've heard three times this morning... : )
Japanese scientists videotaped a live giant squid, releasing the report this week...
If you want to be an overseas missionary, challenge yourself and ask the question: What am I doing right now?
The key to motivation is success.
Did you know the shortening of the calf muscle is directly correlated to high mental stress?
I'm a little tired of sitting here. Are you?
posted by Unknown at 1:49 PM
4 Comments:
No, not at all. I can sit at the computer for hours and never be tired. Unless I'm doing schoolwork. :P
Like reading a patchwork quilt.
Sounds like you're not all with it--but then, who is? :)
No, I'm never all with it.
Especially (as Elai noted) when I'm sitting at the computer. Most of us can be on here for hours... but not I.
This is randomnosity, Perv, but I thought that was your job. :D
Woooo.
Are you ok?
Oh, and I thought the nylon jacket/wool sweater thing was HILARIOUS!
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