On the Feeding of Hamsters: a random bit of silliness
Courtesy of Brother2 and Ruby.
By now you are all semi-familiar with the way certain little brothers play with their beanie-babies, so let's get straight to the point.
CAST: Tooter, a fire-breathing dinosaur mutt, and Pellet, a special Japanese hamster, with a brief cameo played by Dinky the Ugly Duckling (from Honolulu, Hawaii).
Tooter, like any good fire-breathing dinosaur, eats all things fiery. He eats matches. He drinks lighter fluid and gasoline. He eats logs and firecrackers as well.
Pellet, being a good hamster, has a strong affinity to all things beginning with the letter "M." His favorite food is Meatballs. However, he is deathly allergic to all things beginning with the letter "B." Don't ask why, that's just the way it is. (Blueberries, Boys, and Bow-Ties are the worst!)
The scene opens at lunch-time. Tooter stands on the deck of a ship with his comrade-in-arms, Dinky the Duck. He is eating what is (to him) known as a Meatball.
"Oh boy-o-boy! Meatballs! Pellet! Come have a meatball!"
Pellet: "OH-BOY-OH-BOY! I WUV MEATBAWS!"
Pellet grabs the roundish thing and starts to swallow it whole.
Dinky: "PELLET NO! THAT'S NOT A MEATBALL! THAT'S A BOMB!!!!"
Pellet: *gurk* "OH NO! NOT A BOMB! I'LL DIE!" *gag*
Pellet (in melodramatic voice): "Farewell My Fwiendth. I must weave you now, and join the Heavenwy Host of Hamstuas..."
Just hear 8-yr.-old Brother2's voice in there, and you've got the idea.
By now you are all semi-familiar with the way certain little brothers play with their beanie-babies, so let's get straight to the point.
CAST: Tooter, a fire-breathing dinosaur mutt, and Pellet, a special Japanese hamster, with a brief cameo played by Dinky the Ugly Duckling (from Honolulu, Hawaii).
Tooter, like any good fire-breathing dinosaur, eats all things fiery. He eats matches. He drinks lighter fluid and gasoline. He eats logs and firecrackers as well.
Pellet, being a good hamster, has a strong affinity to all things beginning with the letter "M." His favorite food is Meatballs. However, he is deathly allergic to all things beginning with the letter "B." Don't ask why, that's just the way it is. (Blueberries, Boys, and Bow-Ties are the worst!)
The scene opens at lunch-time. Tooter stands on the deck of a ship with his comrade-in-arms, Dinky the Duck. He is eating what is (to him) known as a Meatball.
"Oh boy-o-boy! Meatballs! Pellet! Come have a meatball!"
Pellet: "OH-BOY-OH-BOY! I WUV MEATBAWS!"
Pellet grabs the roundish thing and starts to swallow it whole.
Dinky: "PELLET NO! THAT'S NOT A MEATBALL! THAT'S A BOMB!!!!"
Pellet: *gurk* "OH NO! NOT A BOMB! I'LL DIE!" *gag*
Pellet (in melodramatic voice): "Farewell My Fwiendth. I must weave you now, and join the Heavenwy Host of Hamstuas..."
Just hear 8-yr.-old Brother2's voice in there, and you've got the idea.
posted by Unknown at 10:58 AM
4 Comments:
Next thing you know, we'll have a new "Three Stooges" on our hands, and famous, too. >:o) Frac, Brother1, and Brother2 are set for business.... *hahaha*
FB: YOUR brothers 1&2 or ours? 'Tis my personal opinion that yours could get in the 'Three Stooges' business as well as ours--except there's only 2 of them, whereas our Brothers 1&2 have Frac to help them along...
Alothe's Brother 1 and 2 AND Daisy would be perfect!
Oh, I love it! Is there more to the scene?
Maybe my Brother2, Daisy, and Boromir. :) Or throw Daniel in there, and have Four Stooges. Now there's a combination... Better yet, Aragorn, Gandalf, and Peter! I think I'd run and hide if they were playing at being the Three Stooges, though. :)
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